Friday Funnies

From Time to Time I find things that make me laugh and I thought I 3779would pass some of them along to you.  I wish I could say I will find enough to have Friday Funnies every week, but I am sure I won’t, especially since I don’t want to post things that I don’t think are really funny just to have one every Friday:  I do have one slight disclaimer: I often will post things that are as much ironic as funny.  Sorry that is just me!

Anyway, without any further ado, This week’s Friday Funny:

Photo Oct 15, 10 58 01 PMI find it sad that often at home wives often do not put any effort in to looking good for their husbands.  I am not saying they should dress up all the time, but neither should he get, “the look” that you would not even wear to Walmart to pick up a couple of things, most if the time.  (I know hubbies are guilty also.  I would say to them also, “Don’t do it.  Give her your best!”)


More Rockin’ Words

Rockin’ Words convey a deep sense of emotion, love, and desire to your spouse.  You can use them anytime you want to make him smile, to make him think about you, or to make him drop everything and hug you.

Here are some Rockin’ Words:

  • My life is not complete without you.
  • Don’t go, stay here with me.
  • I’ll give you a good work out if you stay here with me instead of going on your run right now.
  • I love you more than chocolate.
  • I’d rather have you than coffee in the morning.
  • I want to make you as happy as you make me!
  • My lips want to cuddle with your lips.
  • How about we spend all morning in bed together.

If you want more Rockin Words, check out my page Rockin’ Words.  I will add these words to that list and will update it from time to time.

Make Him Think About You All Day Long: The Art of Flirting & Anticipation

Do you want to keep him thinking about you all day long?  I know I love that feeling, when my wife is teasing me, making me think about her.  It makes the day longer and shorter at the same time.  On the days that she flirts or teases me, I can’t wait to get home and push her against the wall and kiss her like I mean it! The rest will probably have to wait until the kids are in bed, etc., but anticipation gets my blood racing turns a fun day into a flirty evening, ending in a passionate night.

Here are some ways to do it:

Just as you are get ready to say goodbye in the morning, give him your biggest, RomanceCouple-240most enthusiastic kiss.  Make it long and sensual, hold him tight, maybe even grab his butt and grind into his body as you kiss him.  You could whisper something in his ear like, “That is just a sample of what I have planed for tonight.”  For an extra nice touch be wearing some red lipstick.  You might mention to him that he might need to get clean his lips off before he gets to work.

Send him some flirty, suggestive texts through the day: Start slow and with each text build a little more excitement. (BTW – I am fan of flirty texts, but I worry about actual sexting, it seems from time to time these private messages become public. I would rather not take the chance.)  Use little codes that only you and he would know.  Some things you can tell him: How much you love him. How happy you are that you are married to him. How you love how excited he makes you feel sometimes. How much you crave and want him. How you plan to show him how much you love him that night. You could remind him of one of your past exciting nights, such as, “Remember that night in FL when we celebrated our anniversary… I think you get the point.

Send him a picture of you that is flirty: Like with texting, I don’t suggest anything that 554072_2925582374173_1209709768_nis too sexual, something that you are afraid that your mom or kids will see one day. However, there are a lot of great ways to send a picture that will fire up his imagination and cause him to have his mind on you all day. I think this picture is a good example of what you can do in a picture and drive him wild.  With a picture like that one, he will be in a daze all day.  The eyes and the smile communicate volumes.

Wear some sexy underwear: Make sure he knows what you are wearing all day.  You could flash him in the morning before he goes to work.  You could just leave it out on 6787639773_bfdcb897a4_nthe bed while you are in the shower so he would see it and know you were going to wear it.  A phone call to let him know at lunch, “Honey, you know that matching purple bra and panty set you like so much?  Well, I am wearing right now and thinking of you.”  He may drop the phone.  If there is a way you can see him during the day and flash him there without embarrassing either of you or endangering jobs or reputations, that is also wonderful.

Want to do something at dinner (or lunch) to Rock His World:  At lunch or dinner, after you both order, excuse yourself to the ladies room, remover your underwear, walk back to the table and discreetly hand them to him.  You don’t need to say anything, just smile.  Wait until you have ordered or he may just want to skip the meal and take you home right then.

Other ways to tease him: 

  • Dress in clothes that you know he likes seeing you in, ones that you know he finds Thigh-high-lace-top-sheer-stockingenticing.
  • Get some thigh high stockings to wear, Let him see the tops. (You might want to consider leaving them on all night, I like it when my wife does.)
  • Fix yourself up nicer than you normally do.  He will notice the effort and appreciate it.
  • Have something delivered to him at work, something he will understand but won’t embarrass him or you.  (However, guys love it when others know that their wife is doing something special for him.)
  • When you are with him, touch him as much as you can, but make them little touches, touch his arm, his legs, his chest, kissing his cheek, it will build more anticipation.
  • Stare into his eyes, smile those wonderful mischievous flirty smiles that you used to smile at him when you were dating. You know the ones where your eyes are smiling as much as your lips are.

If you do more than a couple of the above ideas, your man will love it, and will love the effort that you are putting out for him.  He will feel like a million bucks and I can almost guarantee that he will do his best to make you feel like a million buck right back at you.

That is one of the nice things about Rockin’ His World, normally he will Rock Your World right back at you!